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BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON - Inspirational Quote by The Great Goat



....carrying on....the Great Goat (Jacob Schuck) was born under the full moon underneath the bubbling utopia known as Allentown.

The Great Goat has been through chills and spills all through his life, and he reached rock bottom while touring with his multiplatinum band "Jakerino and the Baseball Bats" He was discovered drinking cocaine out of a firehose. It was a dismal day for the rest of the bandmates. Taylor "derp" Fonzone and Nick "Goldielocks, but not really golden" Misera. They both repeatdely beat up Jake in hope of knocking some sense into him. They were knocking his block off and sending him into next week like there was no tomorrow.

The Great Goat has coped with his drug issues by then though. He was able to find a new healthier addiction through he_has, JG, and bacon....mmmm bacon.

Big brother is watching you, but who do you think is watching big brother? Facebook - Inspirational quote by the Great Goat

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